Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Hater Gone’ Hate, then Decide to Online Date



I’m eating my own words. In fact I’m choking on them—every passionate, conclusive proclamation that online dating was just for the desperate or chronically promiscuous. 

Sure in the less than a week that I’ve been participating (you know where this post is going) I’ve seen profiles confirming, “If I think you’re hot I’ll message you. If you think I’m hot message me… My health and my body are really important to me *Next to a bare-chested selfie of washboard abs taken in a bathroom mirror and accompanied by a self-assured grin*, so if yours isn’t to you don’t even bother… I’ve worked hard for the life I’ve made and am not looking for anything serious, but if you want to have a good time let me know.” 

As the pendulum swings there’s also been the other side, with suitors on the hunt for their one-and-only—lover, best friend, soul mate. In fact one of my earliest e-mails came from an older gentleman from Boulder that was ready to stand by my side and be “ALL IN” and cherish me. I thanked him for his gratuitous compliments and asked him how that enthusiastic commitment and loyalty wasn’t enough to hold his first marriage together. We’ve sort of stopped talking. 

The vast majority of the profiles though, including my own, go something like, “I just moved here and want to meet new people… I work a lot and don’t have time to meet people… I’m not into the bar scene and NEVER thought I’d be here but we’ll see how it goes.”  (Actually, I’ve been having a blast with my profiles and tried a few different approaches but that’s another post all together). 

I guess I should elaborate more on how this sudden and extreme change of heart transpired. Those who know me know that I am independent, I’ve been some places and seen some things, and am really bummed out by all the crap divorces or tepid relationships I’ve seen. I have an aversion to drama, so would rather walk my path solo than get tangled up in it, and I’m a really bad liar so I can’t pretend to be in something if I’m not feeling it—does that make me fickle? 

Out of 6 siblings I’m the reigning title holder of “single the longest,” which at some points I frankly couldn’t understand. While talking to one of my favorite uncles at my younger sister’s college graduation party a while ago and after having to tell him that no, there’s not a special someone in my life right now I said, “I mean, I don’t think I suck, but apparently dudes are not picking up what I’m laying down.” He laughed and probably thought I was crazy.  It doesn’t help that I work in a predominantly-male industry and prefer to maintain clear work/ personal life boundaries; or that when I’m not working I enjoy indulging my inner-hermit and am no expert at the Denver and surrounding areas 20/30 something scene. 

My parents would suggest and encourage that I give the nets a shot, but as I said above, it made me feel like a failure—not to mention a little project—finding something for their soon-to-be-spinster eldest daughter before it was too late. I think pride is another reason I may have held out so long.
Even after my attitude softened to the whole concept and I conceded that it is a legitimate way for some people to meet others I stubbornly maintained that it was just not the strategy for me, that come Hell or High Water I was going to either meet someone the old –fashioned way or remain the Lone Ranger indefinitely. 

Literally less than a week before I did the deed I once more re-affirmed that I’d never be on that program in a discussion with my sister. What prompted the 180 I can’t know, but might have to give some credit to the relentless SEM campaigns on Pandora- it must have caused some serious erosion on my sub-conscious.  I just know it happened. I was driving to work last Thursday and thought, you know, I think I’m going to make a profile tonight. And I did. 

About a year ago while taking a course family-life/ relationships would often come up in our non-class discussion. A handful of peers were curious as to why I wasn’t involved with anyone serious. One peer did say, “You don’t seem like you need anyone” and went on to elaborate that that might be a little intimidating for a guy. I guess between that, what I elaborated on before about not mixing work and personal life, and the fact that it’s dang near impossible to tell who’s even taken anymore I just got in the habit of very harmlessly placing all men in the friends/ acquaintance zone. I’ve been residing on an Island of Safety with a “No Admittance” sign firmly posted near the retracted drawbridge.

Apparently something has changed thought, and I just might lower that bridge. Keep in mind I’ve been marinating in a healthy blend of caution and skepticism my whole life, (in the words of Big John—“If you trust em’, don’t trust ‘em!) and I’m a realist to the core so I’m not expecting to meet “THE ONE” right out of the gate or even on the nets. I also appreciate the websites cautionary advice not to share my SSN, Wire Transfer any money, or otherwise get scammed on but I think I had that covered already.  

I'm sure I'm not going to like every feller, and they definitely won't all like me; but heck, if nothing else I’ll pick up a few new ski buddies or people to hang out with. I do so much business communication in the digital space that the transition has really been quite natural. 

So to those that may have wanted to give OLD (yikes, is that a good acronym?!) a shot but were swayed by my negative council, I apologize. I retract my statement like a back-peddling politician. To those that still think its lame, you should not try. Just like I should not have tried a year ago, or six months ago, or even a week ago. It’s all about that disposition of heart, you know?!

First encounter kicks off tonight and is followed by a little series including hearing live music at a joint in Boulder tomorrow, a hike Saturday AM, and meeting up at brewery Monday night. A few others are in the hopper (I’m telling you—it’s kind of exhausting and definitely distracting at first). Stand by for details, I’ll let you know how it goes.

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